Code Dead

The Secret Service escort the president and chiefs of staff underground when terrorists infect the white house with a localized zombie plague.    

World War IV

The female President of the United States and the Russian Premiere (male) threaten each other over a live video feed that allows them to communicate between their respective fallout shelters.  Of course, the worst they can threaten is to re-bomb already destroyed cities, as the entire planet has apparently already endured a nuclear holocaust.  Of course, neither side realizes the fact that unless the all-male Russian population gets together with the female Americans, humanity will go extinct.

Abraham Lincoln and the Undead Presidents

            In honor of President’s day, ironic terrorists have kidnapped the president’s family and are holding them hostage at a nuclear power plant, threatening to blow the place and the entire southeast if their demands aren’t met.  Now, the only troops that can sneak past the heat sensing radar and the radiation-polluted moat are… the presidents of days past.  So the president must reanimate the corpses of the previous presidents – all stored in the white house cryogenics chamber – even the ones whose political affiliations he disagrees with, and send in the army of governmental zombies to rescue his family.

            The undead presidents immediately set themselves to the task, bickering along the way.  Washington leads the crossing of the Delaware moat into the base as the terrorists struggle to defend themselves.  The presidents learn that they can’t resort to biting back, because all that comes out of that is insurgent zombie terrorists (possible sequel title) and that’s no good for anyone.  Also, when they have to seduce a sexy terrorist out of the way, they wish Clinton were dead already.

            By the time they make it to the nuclear core reactor, Lincoln and Kennedy have had a chance to finally get back at people that shoot them and everyone makes fun of those who are new to gunshot wounds.  The whole thing culminates in a standoff between the Russian leader, maybe Rasputin, and Thomas Jefferson, and it seems that the terrorists may win this war, but of course they don’t know that FDR is climbing around in the vent system waiting to make a sneak attack.

The Hit

After an assassination attempt on the president fails and white house security is increased, a mysterious agency locates the world’s top eight assassins and offers them a proposition.  The assassins will target each other in a contest to see who will eventually be given the lucrative job of taking out the president.  Late in the game, a few of the assassins realize that the contest is a setup, organized by a security commission and designed to maximize the president’s safety. The final two assassins team up and make their way to the head of the agency and eliminate him, then must debate whether the president should indeed be next on the list.