Cannibal Mass

Juan is a Catholic boy who totally buys into the whole transubstantiation argument, and decides that the priests need to be brought to trial on charges of cannibalism for eating Jesus. Juan’s family object, but not as strongly as the Catholic church does. Petty though this may be, the last thing the dioses wants to do is publicly deny the legitimacy of transubstantiation. So instead, suspicious and dangerous things begin to happen around Juan. And it turns out that by bizarre chance, the priests he’s accusing are actually cannibals, and they don’t just restrict themselves to crackers. That project to end homelessness… ‘Feed the homeless,’ it says, but it doesn’t specify ‘to who?’ So yeah, once this argument sufficiently consumes Juan, the threat becomes real that the subject of his argument may do so as well.

Better to Rule

A demoness named Cassandra aims to become a ‘guardian’ after she learns that they have better retirement benefits. Unfortunately, the angel dominated workforce is rife with rampant discrimination. For example, the training facilities are often flight-accessible only and of course, Cassandra doesn’t have wings. Also, there’s a pretty strong conservative faction among the angels who seem to think that letting a demon in could pollute the purity of the whole guarding business. And the spearhead of this faction is none other than… God. This is a bummer as he kind of runs the whole operation. Oh, and Cassandra’s family aren’t exactly down with this career goal either.

X-Ent

The massive cybernetic invention of a dead scientist roams the devastated earth, eating people and absorbing them into its collective consciousness and the only way to destroy it is from within.